Tuesday, October 30, 2012

I fucked up

So yeah, I'm awake.

And as the title says, I fucked up. Royally. And I am so, so sorry to everyone who got killed because of it.

I just wanna be quick with this, I don't want to deal with it.

I was blindsided by Slendy the other day. After getting knocked around by Him I decided to go on the offensive. I grabbed a large branch and went for the knees. That was one of the first things I established when this blog started, go for the knees and make the big guy topple. So I slipped through and struck at the back of the knees.


He just looked down at me as though he wanted to say "Excuse me? Were you trying to hurt me or something?"

In complete disbelief, I struck again.


I felt a tentacle wrap around my neck, tightening and squeezing the air out of me. He lifted me up to meet His eye line (or at least where I think it would be) and wrapped His hand around my skull and then

He showed me.

That motherfucker

That motherfucker used me.

He used me. He showed me so many Runners, so many Runners who took that advice

And they all got killed because of it.

I led them to their deaths.

It's all my fault.  

He dropped me and I swear it felt like that son of a bitch was laughing at me.

I'm so sorry. I should have known it was too good to be true. For Him to have such an exploitable weakness was just fucking laughable.

I wanted to start this blog because I wanted to help people. And look where it got me. One post fucked over so many people.

Again, I'm so sorry.

Am I going to stop this blog? No, I'm too far in. There's no point in stopping now.

 I just....I don't know where to go from here...

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Oh my.

Well this isn't good. Raggedy hasn't woken up yet. I know we didn't hit him that hard so I'm kind of at loss with what to do know.

I was hoping to talk to those Mythos Project guys in their chatroom but no luck there. I did find a nice stash of movies on his laptop though. Looks like somebody loves to torrent. It's a shame Mira isn't much of a horror fan.


Hello folks!

We're so sorry to interrupt this blog, but these were the orders given to us by father.

Now before you all freak out, there is no need to worry. The one you know as The Raggedy Man is okay. Well he's alive but he's beaten up and was sort of out of it when we got to him. Mira is watching over him just to make sure he doesn't cause too much trouble when he wakes up. 

So why are we here? Well, to be honest, I am not quite sure myself. Mira and I  had been ordered to keep tabs on him by our father ever since that black dog showed up. Seriously, it was just to watch him and use our best judgment  if something goes wrong. That lasted until about, let's see last month maybe late August. We got called back around then. Apparently some of people that work for our father's boss decided to go and kill off a bunch of the higher-ups. Now, we were actually planning to do most of that ourselves at a later date, so all of this really caught us off guard. We did manage to pick up the slack however while cleaning up after everyone else. As of October 21st, the death toll of this purge, as our father calls it, is at 436, give or take.

Well, since things have simmered down, we were told to return to our duties and when we showed up here, we found Raggedy on his knees outside of his apartment and it just seemed like he went- ah what's that trope? Ah yes, it was like he went Blue Screen of Death on us. Father told us to make sure he didn't get killed so we knocked him out, took him back to his apartment.

At this point, I'm sure you are all wondering why I am on his blog.

I'm bored.

We're expected to sit around for him and wait for him to wake up and receive our orders after that. Well, I'm not in the mood to play video games, I have no idea how to play his silly little card game, and Mira isn't exactly one you can have a light chat with.

So since I'm bored, let's have a bit of a Q&A session. Ask a question and we will answer anything that we are permitted to answer.  

Until then, have fun guys!


Tuesday, October 23, 2012

I'm going to hate Halloween

This is just going to be a short rant but like the title says, I'm going to hate Halloween this year.

Thanks to that stupid "Slender" game, asshats everywhere are going to dressing up as Slendy. Why does that bother me? Because I don't care to play a game of "Guess Who?" that puts my damn life at risk! Sure, you can go ahead and say "Just look for the one with the tentacles." but have you seen how creative people can get? And let's not forget about all the people who dress up as proxies thanks to Marble Hornets. Guh, I hate how I have grown to hate this holiday.

I just got to keep telling myself that it will all be worth it for the post-Halloween candy sales.

By the way, if I ever meet the guy who made "Slender", he is getting a swift kick to the balls.