Wednesday, February 29, 2012

So I was chatting with Lis last night and I heard someone outside. I slowly went up and checked the door.

There was a present waiting for me.

It was small box, neatly wrapped with a nice little ribbon. There was a note inside that was neatly folded and sealed with a waxy distorted emblem.

To whom it may concern: 

        Mr. Schultz, I must apologize on behalf of my subordinate. What the one you call Andras did the other night was out of line. He was under specific orders not to engage you and as a result of his insubordination and revealing unnessecary information he has been punished as I have seen fit. I appreciate that you are taking this assault in stride and I wish you the best in recovering from your present ailment.  Inside the box you will find that, after some forceful coercion, Andras has given you a token of his apologies. He hopes that you will appreciate it. 
                                                                                                                                               The Grigori

I found that below the letter something neatly wrapped up in that paper that people stuff into the bags they put presents in in order to find it. After pulling through layer after layer I finally saw the present.

A tongue.


  1. How.... Charming of a present. O.o

    What you need is some recover time my friend. And hopefully you can get it now. Lol.

  2. Well my newest conondrum is what to do with the tongue.
    I'm not sure if I should throw it away. I've seen enough Law & Order to know that people finding body parts in dumpsters is very common.
    Right now it's sitting in the box it came in in my freezer.

    1. Have any friends with dogs or pigs or chickens?

  3. Well...
    At least your enemies are polite.
    I can respect that.
    Keep yourself safe.